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Thursday, October 29, 2009

Sardar on phone: Doctor my wife is pregnant

Sardar on phone: Doctor my wife is pregnant.

She is having pain right now.

Doctor: Is this her first child?

Sardar: No this is her husband speaking.

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Think Smart, Think Positive,

 Think Big,

Think Smart,

Think Positive,

Think Beautiful,

just Stop?

It’s too long for you.

So, in short ” Just Think About Me”.
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keep increasing my asset every day

 Your smile is a biggest asset to me,

and I want my asset to increase every day,

So keep smiling and

keep increasing my asset every day.

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If you want to protect your face from dust

 BEAUTY TIP:

If you want to protect your face

from dust, sunrise and other such things,

then apply Master Paints exterior emulsion

with 7 years guarantee!

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Dell debuts new Latitude XT2 XFR rugged convertible tablet PC

 Dell has unveiled a new rugged convertible tablet PC today called the Latitude XT2 XFR. The rugged tablet machine has a 12.1-inch screen and is designed to meet the demands of work in the field. The notebook is 1.5-inches thick making it the thinnest rugged convertible around.

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The notebook starts at 5.4 pounds with a 4-cell battery and a SSD. Dell engineered the machine to meet MIL-810G standards for operation in harsh environments and Dell expects to meet MIL-810G certification soon. The rugged tablet features Intel Core 2 Duo CPUs and up to 5GB of RAM.

Battery options include 4-cell, 6-cell, and 9-cell units and the machine has QuadCool Thermal management System to allow it to operate in temperatures ranging from minus 10 to 140 degrees Fahrenheit. The LED backlit display supports multi-touch and gesture control and hot swappable modules are optional. The machine starts at $3,599.



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Motorola AURA Diamond Edition - Luxury Phone

 Motorola has launched its latest luxury mobile phone to its AURA lineup with the model Motorola AURA Diamond Edition.Motorola AURA Diamond Edition is trimmed with 18 carat gold plating, in addition, its design is used 34 diamonds.The 30 diamonds are embedded above and below the phone’s circular display.Sales of Motorola AURA Diamond Edition phone will start on October 26 and cost 3,800 EUR (about $5,730). Recall the Mobile World Congress 2009 exhibition has been announced another “precious” AURA, it is Motorola AURA Diamoniqe Limited Edition.Alexander Amosu. Motorola AURA Diamond Edition is quad-band GSM/EDGE connectivity, stereo Bluetooth, CrystalTalk technology, Music and video players, web browser, email client, 2GB of internal memory, and 2MP camera.



 
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No Need To Unplug

 Keep getting to slammed for not switching off the mains or unplugging your gadgets? It’s not that people are reckless or unconcerned about the environment, but sometimes simple and easy things like this becomes too much of an effort. So should we mop around for allowing Stand-By Power to contribute to almost 11% of our monthly electricity bill? No ways, we should endorse cool innovations like the “Power Socket SWITCH” and live happily ever after!



 
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Accurate Accounting Software SE 3.4

 # Price: Free to try (1000-transaction trial); $599.00 to buy
# Operating system: Windows Vista, Windows 2000, Windows XP, Windows 98


Publisher's description
From CPSSoft :

Accounting Software with integrated Account Payable module, Account Receivable, Inventory, and General Ledger. The standard version comes with 2 (two) licenses, which allow 2 users/clients to access one database simultaneously. There are a lot of features in Accurate 3. The main new features in this version are Value Added Tax In (VAT in) for Account Payable module (Purchase order and Purchase Invoice) Inclusive tax unit price option in every forms that have VAT. Template in every form with a more user friendly template designer and more complete available field. Freight in purchase and selling module. Ten custom field available in every form which is using item. Powerful salesman commission calculation. Bank Reconciliation module.

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Bollywood’s Highest paid Actresses | Exclusive Photos

In a male-dominated film industry where movies are made for the heroes, some fantastic Bollywood actresses are thriving to falsify the dictum. They are no longer eye-candies in the films.

Their beauty and presence is as crucial as a script is to a movie. So, why won’t they charge some extra crores; undoubtedly they deserve it. Actresses like Aishwarya Rai, Katrina Kaif and Priyanka Chopra are among Bollywood’s highest paid beauties.

Thus, who among them commands the highest remuneration?

Let’s check it out, as we list six Bollywood beauties with their signing amounts in the photo gallery below:



She is not that old in the industry, but charges around Rs 5 crores, that’s the jalwa of the desi girl. Priyanka Chopra has recently hiked her price and producers are not worried yet.


The style diva’s power status and stunning performance comes for Rs 3.5 - 4 crores per film. Kareena Kapoor has big films like 3 Idiots and Main Aur Mrs Khanna lined up for release this year.


She may not be in Bollywood but Freida Pinto is the highest paid Indian actress of all time. The young girl, whose rise to fame has been meteoric, is reported to have signed Woody Allen’s film for around three million US dollars.


Aishwarya Rai Her marital status has nothing to do with what she demands. An international face of Bollywood, the Bachchan bahu, Aishwarya Rai is the highest paid actress in the industry because she signs a film for about Rs 6 crores.


The hotsy-totsy bong girl has proved her mettle as an actress. Bipasha Basu is not just a screen scorcher but a favourite of the producers too. The girl reportedly demands around Rs 2 crores to sign a film and if the story is good, she might overlook the money aspect. Great!


In the fifth position we have Katrina Kaif. Surprisingly, the actress charges Rs 3 crore per movie. Bollywood producers are running after her, but the gorgeous female is getting choosier than before.




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Khloe Kardashian has a new boyfriend

Khloe Kardashian has a new boyfriend, Lamar Odem. Lamar Odem is the Los Angeles Lakers forward and according to Us Weekly just signed a $33 million contract with the Lakers. Ca-ching. The Kardashians (with the exception of Kourtney) really like athletes.


No word on how the pair met or how long they’ve been dating, but spies saw them out last night and all seemed to be going along swimmingly.

“He was holding her hand and every time a good song came on, she would pull him up to dance and steal kisses here and there,” a source tells Us. “There is no denying the chemistry between those two…”

Wonder who Kim will rebound with next. Maybe Lamar has some friends.







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Kim Kardashian | on the Move in West Hollywood

Kim Kardashian on the Move in West Hollywood — Take a look at Kim Kardashian in West Hollywood looking nice. Kim turned a few heads in this turquoise dress that she paired with some high heel shoes.


The dress is actually quite conservative for this girl, but I like it even though she didn’t bring it all to the table. In fact, I’m not sure Kim Kardashian was all there. She looks a bit off. In the photos it appears that she’s lost, or possibly looking for a tighter, shorter, and more eye-popping outfit.







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Meera Chopra | Charming Looks

Meera Chopra Tollywood Storm with Spicy Charming Looks — Meera Chopra is originally from the modeling world. Meera is all set to take tollywood by storm with her charming looks, bewitching smile and yes her undeniable acting skills. Her first telugu release 'Bangaram' had a lukewarm response but the lady has just not been noticed as another pretty face. She is said to have justified her role.


Michigan, U.S., after which she went on to work in New York in an advertising firm. The july born delhi girl has come a long way. From being a model to a media girl and then films. "This is not new to me, i've been used to these flash lights, constant attention aeons back. I've always been interested in mass media and communication".


Meera completed her Bachelors degree from Saginaw Valley State University in Saginaw, After an elaborate grad exam, Meera came back to her country looking for some full fledged work in mass media and joined the NDTV. Well, after a brief stint she left that for films. Soon, she got an offer to work in a South Indian movies.


In a short span of time, she has proven her acting abilities. Often known as a tantrum queen, for her attitude of refusing movies then accepting them. A headstrong girl with her own rules and principles, strong-willed mind of her own, has independently and successfully handled her career in the South Indian film industry.















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Sizzling | Vanessa Minnillo Walking on Road

Sizzling Vanessa Minnillo Walking on Road — Vanessa Joy Minnillo born in November 9, 1980, is an American television personality, television host, model, and actress. A former Miss Teen USA, she is mostly known for hosting Total Request Live on MTV from 2003–2007 as well her past reporting as a New York-based correspondent for Entertainment Tonight.


Nick Lachey and Vanessa Minnillo broke off their three-year relationship in June, but you would have never known it with the way they were together at the hip Dime bar in Los Angeles. Hot 'n heavy only begins to describe it!


A spywitness at the tiny hotspot on Fairfax Avenue told "They were making-out in one of the booths and seemed totally into one another. They were having a great time and definitely appear to be back 'on.' They didn't care who saw them."


Another source told that Nick and Vanessa came in with friends around 11:30 p.m. and stayed approximately two hours. They were drinking and about 20 minutes after arriving started making out. At one point she sat on his lap as they kissed.






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Katrina Kaif Exclusive Unseen Pics

Katrina Kaif has been voted the India’s Sexiest Woman yet again but this is one honour lovely lass is not ready to accept.

Kat says, “I would rather be thought of as pretty rather than sexy.”


Kat is also not bothered by men downloading pictures of her from the internet, she is not entirely comfortable with her racy image. What’s puzzling is that the lady has been covered up in most of her films and yet has been sparking men’s imagination more than those who’ve been stripping down.


Katrina Kaif has been voted the India's Sexiest Woman yet again but this is one honour lovely lass is not ready to accept.

“It feels good to be voted by fans and that too in such huge numbers, but I don’t think if you wear a bikini or show skin, you look sexy,” she said.


The fact that she is the most searched actress on the internet tells how popular she is. Urban men like her looks – a perfect merger of International and Indian looks. Her fans keep downloading her photos on internet in huge scale but she is not in the mood to think about it.


And who does Katrina think is the sexiest and hottest man in Bollywood?

She would surely make a good diplomat if we are to go by her answer to the question. “Only if I’m in love with a man, I find him hot,” she said.

However, the actress revealed that she finds Neil Nitin Mukesh “the cutest”.



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